It’s too bad, I know that they were quite invested in the “swingers” community. Here is a recent picture from an event in West Hollywood, taken directly before the couple left with this pair of seniors for what I assume was quite a wild night. Classy…

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The star of “Boy Meets World” was actually arrested for smuggling produce across state lines. We spoke with the arresting state police officer, Dulles Forrester:

“Ms. Fischel knew what she was getting herself into. The Nevada Pomegranate is not allowed in the state of California when transported without the appropriate produce transport license.”

Breaking the North American Free Trade Agreement has her facing serious charges. However, many celebrities, including actor Ron Perlman, feel that the fruit is more than worth it.

“Danielle is my sister in the fight for free trading of fruit. When people of importance want a pomegranate you give it to them. That’s just what you fucking do.”

There just isn’t enough to say about this. Danielle Fischel also dated Lance Bass. I think that needs to be said, and it needs to be remembered, and it should never be forgotten.

(Before hopping ship to the other team it was said that Lance Bass enjoyed a regular walk on the red carpet with Fischel. Yum…)

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Amy Winehouse is 24 today! Winehouse is the musical artist responsible for the ever-so-catchy song: Rehab.

Amy Winehouse should be put down, ASAP. I am 90% sure that she is the original host for the AIDS virus. So, in turn - she killed Freddie Mercury, that little boy that Michael Jackson always hung out with, and made Magic Johnson retire from basketball.

(But….this….song is ever-so-catchy)

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Vanessa Hudgens - star of High School Musical, and star of a recent swirl of underage pornography - will be skipping David Letterman tonight. This appearance has been long planned (before the nude photos). It is unclear whether this is to avoid questioning about the incident.

My guess is that she doesn’t want to go on the show because up close and personal she looks like Rosie Perez. Then again, so does Jergens.

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Madonna will be spending the Jewish New Year in the Holy Land. It would also appear that she is bringing along pals: Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Donna Karan.

Personally, I will be spending Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) watching my favorite music video of all time:

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TMZ is reporting that P Diddy will have to open his treasure chest, and show a court his rings. This is in regards to an altercation that happened after this year’s Oscars, where Diddy is alleged to have punched Gerald Rechnitzer, a realtor here in Los Angeles, in his face. The altercation happened after Rechnitzer’s girlfriend refused to leave with Diddy and his posse.

Above is Diddy, and Gerald Rechnitzer’s fiancee. As strange as this photo may seem, the woman is actually not a midget as it would seem, she is actually crouching behind a cardboard cutout of a midget. A sort of novelty type thing where you stand on one side of the cardboard thing, and poke your face through so everyone can see what you would look like if you were a cowboy, or Superman. This is just like that, only with midgets. Midgets in lingerie. To be completely honest, the article is pointless, what is important is that the man was seeking this: bliss (NSFW).

(Here is a picture of a very small amount of Diddy’s jewelery.)

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This is a bit strange because Jergens and I are actually going out with Emmy for her birthday. She was in Phantom of The Opera so we are going to put on a routine in phantom masks. It’s going to be just like Cirque Du Soleil, only replace the acrobatics with a soft shoe duet. The performance will be excellent.

(Please take note that Emmy Rossum is dating this man. Wheep in happiness that this man gets laid. Wheep harder because he gets laid by Emmy Rossum.)

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E! is reporting that Justin Timberlake announced today that he would be postponing a couple dates on his current tour because of “vocal strain”. Apparently, he hurt them while performing at the MTV VMA’s on sunday night.

I don’t believe vocal strain, not for a single second! I know that he’s out in the ocean galivanting with this soul-eating dolphin. I want dolphin fishing deregulated so flipper will be gone, and I can have Justin to myself. Stupid fish.

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Today, Ludacris turned 30! I personally couldn’t be more excited, because I sit around listening to his music about as often as I clip my toenails.

Check out my long toenails. (NSFW)

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Avril Lavigne has been outspoken with her alleged hatred for Britney Spears since coming onto the music scene a few years ago. She’s told Rolling Stone, MSNBC, and anyone else that would listen, that she absolutely despises her character, and would never stoop to her level. However, this video appears to be rather contradictory.

Personally, when Avril Lavigne’s mouth is shut I find her pleasing to my eyes, but when she opens her mouth, and I see her tiny teeth…it’s over. It reminds me of Dan Akroyd’s teeth when he played Beldar Conehead. I imagine that with teeth like that she has to eat Gerber apricots with honey.

(RCA Records has blocked me from putting Avril’s latest video: “Girlfriend” on the page. So here’s the link: Girlfriend.)

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Kanye nearly shit himself with anger last night at the MTV VMA’s, says MTV.com:

“Kanye was watching the closing performance [a medley featuring Justin Timberlake, Timbaland and Nelly Furtado] on a closed-circuit monitor, and he started getting upset,” a source who was backstage told MTV News. “He started asking anyone who’d listen why he wasn’t allowed to perform on the main stage. ‘Why did I perform in just a suite?’ he was saying. ‘Justin’s my boy, but even he gets to perform in both a suite and on the main stage? Something’s wrong here.’ “

Kanye West hangs out with the man pictured above. They discuss politics, and the stock market. They also mouth kiss.

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Today, Ryan Phillippe, best known for being married to Reese Witherspoon, turned 33! Here is a painting that was given to him last year by best friend Breckin Meyer:

How cool, right? Nothing homo-erotic about this at all. I imagine that this year’s birthday will be spent with Phillippe reflecting on his Scottish heritage. By reflecting, I mean that he and Meyer will spend the day filling a bag pipe up with their farts. Followed by an evening of playing stinky music, and folk dancing with under aged girls.

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Today, Angelina Jolie, took a stroll with daughter, Zahara. The two of them carried matching Valentino hand bags (click here if you wanna buy one). Strangely enough, the combined cost of the hand bags is less than she actually paid to buy Zahara (click here if you want to buy one).

I don’t know which way I’m going at this fork. I want one of those Valentino bags, but then again a tiny African child is so in fashion this season. Damn! The choice is daunting!

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Today, film actress Evan Rachel Wood turned 20. She also voluntarily dates Marilyn Manson:

I can’t imagine spending a birthday with Marilyn Manson. I imagine that it would consist of him hanging me from the ceiling and trimming my leg hairs with box cutters, maybe he would top it off by simulating a virgin sacrifice, and smelling my hair. He horrifies me. The thought that he puts his reproductive organ (whatever that may be) inside of Evan Rachel Wood gives me a backwards erection.

(Note: If you are looking for a backwards erection yourself, here is the music video where they do it…yuck… Best Week Ever)

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Comedian, Jeff Foxworthy turned 49 today! As far as his birthday plans go:

“…I’m going to explore my boundaries with Ted and Trudy Gibson (pictured above). I love to explore…”

Very sweet, Jeff. I’d like to imagine exploring my boundaries with you. Perhaps we could try a new restaurant, picnic at a new park, or tell each other our naughtiest fantasies.

Please Note: The people pictured above are real. They aren’t just that new CGI shit that is behind Beowulf. Check the trailer at wwtdd.com

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