“Ryan Cabrera came to me with the idea of starting a cruise - and I LOVE him! So I got my attorney on it.”

Mr. Seacrest’s attorney Mark Litwak gives us the details.

“Mr. Seacrest, a client, and Mr. Cabrera came to me with the idea of starting a cruise experience that would include performances by Mr. Cabrera and a “Live American Top 40 Countdown” with Mr. Seacrest, scheduled on cruises with a homosexual theme. I negotiated the deal with Atlantis Events, the leader in All Gay Vaca’s (gay slang for Vacation).”

A rep for Atlantis Events wouldn’t return our call.

Seacrest confirmed the details this morning on his sydicated morning radio show, KIIS FM with Ryan Seacrest.

“So I’m really excited to announce the virgin sail of the “Ryan Seacrest“, my very own gay cruise line - with help from Atlantis Events. Ricky Martin, our guest this morning and a good friend of mine, will be the first in a line of many of my famous homosexual friends to join us on this maiden voyage. I’ve also invited George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Chuck Norris, John Travolta, Rosie O’Donnel, Ellen Degeneres, Lance Bass, Boy George, Elton John, Simon Cowell, Anderson Cooper, Alan Cumming - I love his last name! David Geffen, Neil Patrick Harris, Richard Hatch, Carson Daly, Nathan Lane, Ashton Kutcher, Vin Diesel, Kitty Carlisle, Will Ferrel, John Ratzenberger, Lauren Holly, Drew Barrymore, and many other more famous secretive names. This will be a great coming out party for Cabrera and I!”

There you have it from the horses mouth people.

By the way - Here’s a shot of Ricky Martin working on his tan, and moves, for his special cruise with Mr. Seacrest. Enjoy.

Atlantis Events can be contacted at (800) 6-ATLANTIS. Ask for the Seacrest Special.

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Harry “Handcuff” Houdini, the world’s most famous magician and escape artist, was exhumed from his grave today.  According to sources however, his corpse was missing from his famous “Buried Alive Casket”.

 

Houdini’s name has recently reappeared in the media, as news has come forward that he may have been poisoned to death, not the original story of his appendix bursting due to a punch in the gut.

More recently, Houdini’s estate gave to go ahead to exhume his body to perform an autopsy. Houdini’s great grandson confirms.

“When we exhumed his grave today - his body was missing from the casket. It seems he’s still pulling his old escape and disappear routine.”

Where could his body have gone? Was it grave robbers, or did Houdini pull a fast one on the world, bowing gracefully out of existence, laughing at our mis-perceptions? You be the judge.

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Mr. Broderick was seen this weekend clearing the sidewalk in front of his brownstone condominium so he could practice riding his unicycle. His neighbor, Jimmy James, keeps us up to date.

“He’s been practicing his unicycle riding recently - but not like today. He seemed to have hurt himself. I ran out and told him to be careful of black ice, but he just wouldn’t listen.”

It seems Mr. Broderick’s stubborness got the best of him Saturday morning. James continued;

“I went back inside after he shoveled the sidewalk. And then I heard his screams.”

Mr. James wasn’t aware of Sarah Jessica Parker’s role in all of this, but;

“She didn’t even come out of the house. I knew I never liked her. But I really never liked him either. I’m glad he broke his arm.

Mr. Broderick will have to put his new role, as a circus clown who makes it to broadway, on hold until his arm heals. (Good Luck Matt… we look foward to video of you busting your butt.)

The power-couple from the UK, David and Victoria Beckham, are set to have their move to the U.S. documented and aired by, that’s right, Nigel Lithgow, executive-producer of American Idol. His rep wouldn’t return our calls, but a source close to him said:

“He’s very excited to work with his fellow country-(wo)men. He really hates America. He said that’s why he came over here - ‘to dillute our brains with this shit’. Verbatim.”

No wonder! He’s so good at finding hookers from Jersey. Like this one. And this one.

Victoria Beckham, wife and uber-manager of David’s career, apparently set this up.

“She negotiated with all the studio executives - she knows what she’s doing.”

She seems to have a tight leash on Mr. Beckham as well, high-lighting his hair, tanning, brushing his teeth, and going poo-poo.

“He’s definately on her schedule!”

But a source has news that David Beckham has gone behind his wife’s back.

“He shot a porn in England - before news of thier move to the US. He just wanted to do something HE wanted to do.”

The story takes place in a young soccer superstar’s world. He’s basically the best - but he loses his talent cause his head gets too big and he can’t get off a shot. His team helps him, and he eventually get’s off an awesome shot and his head’s back to normal.

Here’s a production still from the shoot.

“Bang It Like Beckham” hits U.S. store shelves May 1st and pre-orders are being taken at Amazon.com.

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Many of you may remember Jerry O’Connell from movies such as Joe’s Apartment, Jerry Maguire, and Scream 2. He has also starred in many hit TV shows such as Sliders, Charles In Charge, and most recently Las Vegas and Crossing Jordan.

As many of you are well aware - Jerry has been seeing Rebecca Romijn for the past year.

One eye-witness points out:

“They seem really happy together - but he always looks just a little scared of her.”

That could be due to the fact that Rebecca Romijn has been telling Jerry that the only way they can be together is if he takes her last name.

But not just HER last name. She’s decided to keep John’s last name too.

Rebecca Romijn has officially changed her name to Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, even though they aren’t together anymore. So - if you still follow - Jerry O’Connell will now be - Jerry Romijn-Stamos.

We’ll see if he can’t break into the mainstream with that last name. He may have to do a show about helping a single dad raise his 4 young daughters, or he could pose in a bikini for Maxim, but I think the last name will do him justice.

To be the first to receive a headshot signed by Jerry Romijn-Stamos - send all your fan mail to:

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Taye Diggs has been in New Zealand the past couple of weeks;

“Just maxin’ and relaxin’.”

Primarily, he has been fishing with a group of New Zealand fisherman while they fish for Chilean Sea Bass. Chris Brittain, captain of the ‘Tagit‘ caught us up on Mr. Diggs’ fishing abilities.

“He just kind of max and relax - he don’t do much fish - I think because he not so good.”

However, according to the New Zealand Fisheries Department, Taye Diggs will now be “The Fisherman of Fishermen“. They awarded him with this honor due to the fact that he recently caught a Giant Squid.

Mr. Diggs continues;

“… and not just any squid. This thing weighs an estimated 990 lbs and is about 39 feet long. It took me two hours to land it in the waters of Antarctica. I think they call it a Colossal Squid.”

(Yeah Taye - Colossal - like your career.)

Oh, by the way - Macaroni Grill is going to start serving Calamari the size of car tires. I can’t wait!

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David Caruso, of NYPD Blue and CSI: Miami fame, has received an award for being the “Worst Actor” in the world.

His nomination came from NYPD Blue creator Steven Bochco, and CSI: Miami uber-producer Jerry Bruckheimer concurred.

“He is absolutely the worst actor in the world. His one-liners fail to deliver, and he’s always hiding behind his damn sunglasses.”

Steven Bochco also had this to say.

“I hate his red-hair.”

Mr. Caruso was unavailable for comment - but we’re sure it would have been one of his signature, over-acted, lame, one-liners. (Hey David - I’ll make one up for you.)

“I… knew - I was… going to win. Looks like Miami - isn’t the only… thing heating - up.”

Check out the video that got him nominated.

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It seems as if Tila Tequila is following the lead of many young ingenue’s (young actresses) by filming her exploits in bed. Her rep says;

“There is no sex tape.”

But seiously, who believes that? Pam Anderson’s rep said the same thing… and out popped her video. Then Paris Hilton, Vida Guerra, Kim Kardashian, and recently Britney Spears all followed suit. All of the above mentioned “Celebrities” have gained legions of fans, notoriety in the public media, and some level of fame - be it fleeting.

Ms. Tequila began her career as a MySpace “Friend”. Her profile garnered many “friend” requests and her profile views have reached the millions. ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, and the CW (really!) all fell at her feet, begging for interviews on their morning talk shows - and she agreed. She has a Single being released Feb. 27th on iTunes, and her “Making The Video” is available on YouTube.

We beg to have our voice heard, though. How many more “Softcore Pornstars” will make it into the public spotlight - only to be accepted by Middle-America? You be the judge.

Here is her sex tape “trailer”.

To tell you the truth - it may be released on iTunes as well.

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Milli Vanilli was a huge act in the early 90’s. Unfortunately, they lip-synched, lost their Grammy and their main man, Rob Pilatus, died of drug overdose in 1998.

However, Fab Morvan, (Milli) is trying to make a comeback. Recent reports out of Hollywood say Morvan has been courting hip-pop comeback artist, Bobby Brown.

Brown hasn’t had a single since 1992’s “Humpin’ Around”. (A classic, if you haven’t heard it.) You can check it out here. According to Whitney Houston:

“He’s strugglin’ fo a single. He ain’t had one, in a long a– time. I just got a coupla words for Milli - ‘watch yo back. He come out swingin’ somtimes.’”

According to a rep for Bobby:

“He and Milli have been having quite a few business lunches, and the deal seems to be going foward.”

Oh, the suspense. We’ll keep you posted on ‘Milli n’ Bobby’.