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Former child star Danielle Fischel (below left) was “arrested for drunk driving“. However, this is entirely false - there is something far worse at play here.

The star of “Boy Meets World” was actually arrested for smuggling produce across state lines. We spoke with the arresting state police officer, Dulles Forrester:

“Ms. Fischel knew what she was getting herself into. The Nevada Pomegranate is not allowed in the state of California when transported without the appropriate produce transport license.”

Breaking the North American Free Trade Agreement has her facing serious charges. However, many celebrities, including actor Ron Perlman, feel that the fruit is more than worth it.

“Danielle is my sister in the fight for free trading of fruit. When people of importance want a pomegranate you give it to them. That’s just what you fucking do.”

There just isn’t enough to say about this. Danielle Fischel also dated Lance Bass. I think that needs to be said, and it needs to be remembered, and it should never be forgotten.

(Before hopping ship to the other team it was said that Lance Bass enjoyed a regular walk on the red carpet with Fischel. Yum…)

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