Santa Came Early For Spears
By funkn • Dec 19th, 2007 • Category: Celebrity
OK Magazine reveals in an interview with Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, that she is in fact twelve weeks pregnant. The Zoey 101 star spoke candidly with reporters at the OK Magazine photoshoot.
“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”
He is Casey Aldridge (allegedly), a young man from a small southern town in Mississippi. However, when digging around on his Bebo (think copycat Myspace/Facebook) profile we found that he and Jamie Lynn had, in fact, separated. He couldn’t be reached for comment, so we tracked down his mom, Joyce Aldridge.
“It’s a shock to me! They’ve been broken up about 4 months now - which, unfortunately for our family, means no Spears money. Shit - I wish it was ours.”
That had us here at Daily Dingo wondering - whose baby was this? Social Networking to the rescue. One of our interns came upon Jamie Lynns Myspace page and, through deductive reasoning, found the REAL father - Dylan Sprouse, 17. In his own words -
“I can’t believe she’s keeping it. I won’t stay with her if she does. I may play my cards right and end up like K-Fed. I need to talk to that guy. Do you have his number?”
This could all be planned distraction to protect her sister. Hey, you never know - I mean look how Joe Simpson pimps manages his daughter Jessica Simpson.
STAY TUNED!
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