Jessica Simpson’s Rare Eye Disorder
By Whipple • Feb 24th, 2007 • Category: Features
Jessica Simpson is known for her voice, and her…well…you know.. Now, a lot of attention is being paid to her eyes, as they continue to seperate further from one another. This has caused, Kevin Chooi, Flower Horn Fish Specialist, to speculate that she has taken ill with an incredibly rare disease:
“I think that it is possible that she has been attacked by a Flower Horn Fish, and contracted the FHF Germ. If you notice, she has the pronounced chin, and forehead, as well as the eyes. I don’t even want to tell you what happens next…”
We assume that you notice the striking resemblance…it’s horrifying, no? We surely can’t afford to have another musician fall apart on us like American Idol Host, and former singer, Paula Abdul and her rare: paradoxical complex, simple regional-and-local pain syndrome - PCSRLPS. Hopefully, Chooi, will be able to help Simpson, or someone will.
(On a personal note: I can’t quite tell if Jessica Simpson is hot.)
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