It’s too bad, I know that they were quite invested in the “swingers” community. Here is a recent picture from an event in West Hollywood, taken directly before the couple left with this pair of seniors for what I assume was quite a wild night. Classy…

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The star of “Boy Meets World” was actually arrested for smuggling produce across state lines. We spoke with the arresting state police officer, Dulles Forrester:

“Ms. Fischel knew what she was getting herself into. The Nevada Pomegranate is not allowed in the state of California when transported without the appropriate produce transport license.”

Breaking the North American Free Trade Agreement has her facing serious charges. However, many celebrities, including actor Ron Perlman, feel that the fruit is more than worth it.

“Danielle is my sister in the fight for free trading of fruit. When people of importance want a pomegranate you give it to them. That’s just what you fucking do.”

There just isn’t enough to say about this. Danielle Fischel also dated Lance Bass. I think that needs to be said, and it needs to be remembered, and it should never be forgotten.

(Before hopping ship to the other team it was said that Lance Bass enjoyed a regular walk on the red carpet with Fischel. Yum…)

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Tony Romo, QB for the Dallas Cowboys (in case you were still wondering after the pic) is dating Jessica Simpson (the girl on the right). She showed up to the Cowboys game last week against the Philadelphia Eagles.

Now this guy here (and quite a few others) are saying that poor Tony Romo was so distracted by “blonde bimbo sex” that he couldn’t focus on “football“. This distraction led to the Cowboys’ second loss (Score: 10-6 Eagles) and to the creation of;

The Blonde Bimbo Mask. It seems to be an internet phenomenon (the 5th most searched for item on Google) and many people (maybe just me) are wondering if they can get one, just to have around the house.

Get yours at RuinRomo.com

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I’m buying Mike Huckabee a TiVo for Christmas so he can skip all those pesky commercials and record his favorite Walker,Texas Ranger episodes.

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Korbi Ghosh, a reporter for E Entertainment News is reporting that Journeyman has been cancelled due to the WGA Strike and it probably won’t return anytime soon.

That’s unfortunate - another show pushed into mediocracy by money hungry network executives. Who wants to place money on the next NBC show to get flushed?

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OK Magazine reveals in an interview with Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, that she is in fact twelve weeks pregnant. The Zoey 101 star spoke candidly with reporters at the OK Magazine photoshoot.

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

He is Casey Aldridge (allegedly), a young man from a small southern town in Mississippi. However, when digging around on his Bebo (think copycat Myspace/Facebook) profile we found that he and Jamie Lynn had, in fact, separated. He couldn’t be reached for comment, so we tracked down his mom, Joyce Aldridge.

“It’s a shock to me! They’ve been broken up about 4 months now - which, unfortunately for our family, means no Spears money. Shit - I wish it was ours.”

That had us here at Daily Dingo wondering - whose baby was this? Social Networking to the rescue. One of our interns came upon Jamie Lynns Myspace page and, through deductive reasoning, found the REAL father - Dylan Sprouse, 17. In his own words -

“I can’t believe she’s keeping it. I won’t stay with her if she does. I may play my cards right and end up like K-Fed. I need to talk to that guy. Do you have his number?”

This could all be planned distraction to protect her sister. Hey, you never know - I mean look how Joe Simpson pimps manages his daughter Jessica Simpson.

STAY TUNED!

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Amy Winehouse is 24 today! Winehouse is the musical artist responsible for the ever-so-catchy song: Rehab.

Amy Winehouse should be put down, ASAP. I am 90% sure that she is the original host for the AIDS virus. So, in turn - she killed Freddie Mercury, that little boy that Michael Jackson always hung out with, and made Magic Johnson retire from basketball.

(But….this….song is ever-so-catchy)

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Vanessa Hudgens - star of High School Musical, and star of a recent swirl of underage pornography - will be skipping David Letterman tonight. This appearance has been long planned (before the nude photos). It is unclear whether this is to avoid questioning about the incident.

My guess is that she doesn’t want to go on the show because up close and personal she looks like Rosie Perez. Then again, so does Jergens.

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Fiona Apple is 30…that makes me sad, I always thought that she was younger. Damnit. I remember watching this video when I was sixteen, wanting, lusting after a chick that could sing like a man - my dreams came true when I finally met Bonsquoy. Fiona Apple seems like… to tell you the truth, I won’t say anything about her. (I’m afraid she’ll find me and dig out the root of my fingernails.)

It seems only yesterday that I was exploring my personal sexuality to this video: