Matthew McConaughey Signs Lucrative Adult Film Deal
By Whipple • Apr 17th, 2007 • Category: Film
Matthew McConaughey proves yet again that there is never a dull moment in his life, announcing today that he has signed a lucrative adult film deal with “Girls Gone Wild” founder, Joe Francis.
This may come as a surprise to the casual entertainment industry fan, however, the real side of McConaughey is a sexual deviant. Joe Francis knew that it was time to cash in on Matt’s particularly interesting tastes:
You see, a couple months ago Matt was over at a party I was having, and all he could talk about was space docking, and dirty sanchez’s. It seems that Matt has what we in the business call a “scat fetish“. All I could think was - JACKPOT!
Here is the first image we have on McConaughey’s first film, “Chocolate Runs Forth“:
Look for “Chocolate Runs Forth” in your local adult video store this June!
(On a personal note: I’ll give anyone 2:1 odds that McConaughey is the worst smelling person alive.)
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