Scarlett Johansson To Star In “Lady With Big Boobs”
By Whipple • Feb 25th, 2007 • Category: Film
Scarlett Johansson, the recent recipient of the Hasty Pudding Theatricals - Woman of The Year award, has just signed on to star in a role that every actress in Hollywood has been fighting for, “Lady With Big Boobs“. She beat out numerous actresses for the role - everyone from Angelina Jolie, all the way down to Jessica Simpson. She apparently couldn’t be more excited:
“I have wanted to star in this role since I first heard about it. I know that it will be a serious stretch for me, but I really like pushing my limits. I can’t wait…”
The film is about a young woman from Orlando, Florida - Mary Jessen. Jessen, works at a local Denny’s as a local waitress, and has large breasts. Apparently, the film really doesn’t have much more to it. We are sure that Scarlett can do it, but we can’t be entirely sure.
(On a personal note: The third picture may have been unncecessary, but..Scarlett…is…attractive…)
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