‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’ Hunts Winona Ryder

By funkn • Feb 16th, 2007 • Category: Television

Daily Dingo reported earlier this week that Winona Ryder had been caught shoplifting.

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Public documents state that Ms. Ryder was on the island of Maui, Hawaii at the time of her robbery and arrest. She was booked and released on $5000 dollar bail - issued by Da Kine Bail Bonds.

Da Kine Bail Bonds, owned and operated by none other than Dog The Bounty Hunter, has confirmed early this morning that they are now on the hunt.

“We are on the look-out for a cracked out white prostitute named Whydoncha Rideher. (Alias for Winona Ryder - a girl’s gotta make money somehow!) She was released on $5000 dollars bail, but has now disappeared into the jungles of the island. She is approxiamately 5′3″, 105 lbs. with brown hair and eyes. She is considered hungry and completely insane. Please report any suspicious persons fitting this description to Da Kine Bail Bonds at (808) 921-BAIL.”

Dog himself was recently jailed and released on bail - and he ran away without paying or showing up in court. Now HE’S a wanted fugitive. Don’t believe us? Fine -

How’s it all going to go down? Daily Dingo will keep you up to date on Dog’s search and rescue (capture). Check back soon for more details.

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