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Mel Gibson recently wrapped a pilot entitled, “Mel Gibson’s Fix’n Jews”, and it was picked up sight unseen by NBC. All that NBC had was a publicity shot, and they have no idea of what is actually on the pilot.

You know us here at the Dingo, we couldn’t do something like this sight unseen, and so we gathered a bit of information. We went to our new source for everything Hollywood related, former WWE wrestler, The Ultimate Warrior:

Now that the sun and moon have aligned, the Warrior has seen the tape, and he knows what lies inside. The show - much like the thunder, the rain, and the snow - is painful, but real. Mel Gibson is expressing his heart. You know his disdain for the Jewish community, and he has decided that he should change gears, and instead of hating, he will help. So, much like the night, his never ending money has bought him a star-filled pilot. He will help jews, Sarah Silverman, and Shia LaBeouf, become Christians, and get a full blonde makeover. AHHHHH! THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! AHHH!

The Ultimate Warrior then ran out of our offices, and thus, that is all we have. Mel Gibson will be making Christians out of Jewish celebrities in his new show this fall on NBC.

(Special Thanks to The Ultimate Warrior)

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